Lyric Fire: Look At My Fabulous Life! (Episode 1 – The Wellingtons)

Look At My Fabulous Life is a blog’ality series that takes you the reader inside the homes, hearts and minds of some of the most intriguing people in the world. This week we meet The Wellington’s. They are two attractive members of one of California’s most wealthiest neighborhoods. We can’t tell you which one because our esteemed couple only agreed to lay their lives bare if they could keep something for themselves. They are of the old school tradition you know. Coming up in our next installment, we drop in on a talented music producer and see what really goes down in his mini-mansion! Does he have a connection to the Wellingtons? Stay tuned!

Click, clack, click, clack…

Honey… What are you doing?

Oh, just updating my Facebook status, Twitter, Tumbler and blog feeds.

Yeah? Well, what wonders are you releasing into the world now?

Oh, just a few photos my dear.

Just a few?

Yeah, these pics from our trip to the The Drakensberg Mountains have just been weeping!

Why are they weeping hon?

Well, my dearest they want to see the light of day!

By all means dear, give them free!

Ha, ha, ha! Give them free. You’re so funny my lovely!

I know dear, I know!

Click, clack, click, click, clack…

Boo bear!!!

Yes my flower!

Are you still posting pictures?

Well, of course!

The Brandywines have just been at us and at us about not posting the pics from the Dowry Dinner last week!

Oh dear! Do we have to call it the Dowry Dinner? That’s so embarrassing!

Lighten up my pet, it’s just our inside joke. We have no need for that sort of thing. I just like the sound of it. Dowry dinner, dowry dinner. Doesn’t that sound clever?

Only when you say it Dream Maker!

Dream Maker?

Every day with you is like a dream come true!

Ha! Ha! Ha! I like that honey pot! I’m your dream maker!

Would you please be done with all of that tinkering? I am famished. I want to try that new seafood place that just opened up in Bel Air.

Yes, dear. I won’t be much longer. Can you believe that just a year ago I had no use for these darn contraptions? Now I can’t seem to get enough.

You’re insatiable!

No, honey, I’m only insatiable for you.

Oh, now, now dear. We can’t get frisky on empty tummies!

No, I guess we can’t.

 

There! I’m all done! What’s say after dinner, we go down to the showroom. I saw you eyeing the Anderson’s Bugatti. Theirs is a little old though.  We can get you the newest model.

Oh my stars! Honey! That would be fabulous! We haven’t gotten a new car in a few months. I do love the look of that car! It’s so elegant! Oh I just love you!

I love you too my potato pancake. To pieces!

Don’t say pieces dear it does things to me!

Pieces?

Yes, honey pieces. It makes me want to give you a piece of…

Honey… I thought you said you were hungry.

I am… Grrr!

Wow, I love it when you’re like this. Pieces, pieces, pieces!

Guess what I want you to do.

What?

Go get the Viagra!

Shhh! Don’t say that so loud!

No one can hear. Now go.

I’ll be waiting upstairs. Don’t take too many. We need to be done in exactly 15 minutes. We have to beat the dinner rush.

Yes dear.

Honey?

Yes?

Hurry!

Okay!

To be continued…

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Comments (14 Responses)

  1. LOL! Hi Jim. I was smiling and laughing as I was writing. I am interested to see where these characters take me. Thanks for peeping in. I will have a new installment next week. 🙂

  2. rimly says:

    That was cute, funny and really so human like. Loved it Tameka. Looking forward to the others inside story. LOL

  3. Thanks Rimly! I’m glad you enjoyed it. Blessings to you!

  4. finally I am on your place,after all these months…and it is giving me happiness..u have a great blog.

  5. i’m not totally sure what you’re doing here but it’s hilarious …

  6. Ha! Hi Linda! I’m doing something a little different. Hang in there with me. Thanks for stopping by. Next week we will meet a new character. 🙂

  7. melissa says:

    Eow Tameka…do you really have to stop there? ahahaha… suspense…geez… I’ll stay tuned.

  8. Please do Melissa! Glad folks want more. 🙂

  9. jan says:

    Great story, I was a grinnin all the way through it, can’t wait for more…

  10. Hey Jan! Happy that you liked it. A new installment will be ready on Wed. Have a great week!

  11. Andy says:

    Hello.
    I know I’ve already read & commented on “Bonus Material! – Secrets & Songs”, but I promised to read the others (I’m a man of my word), so here I am!
    Laughing…This is GREAT! Love how you’ve set the scene & all the pet names they have for each other. The money toilet paper roll was a nice touch (lol). I bet some rich folks really live like this.
    I’m off to read the next installment with a smile!

  12. I had fun writing this first episode too Andy. Oddly enough I had no idea where it was taking me, but I’m enjoying the ride! Glad you’re along as well. Have a wonderful day!

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